Capitalizing on its history of innovation, Cupertino Electric, Inc. (CEI) announced today that it is unveiling "big red boots" for jobsites that celebrate utility and functionality. The new boots are the latest offerings that follow the latest internet trend worn by social media influencers, impressionable youth and Astro Boy enthusiasts.
Saftey professionals at CEI strive to utilize the latest and greatest innovations to keep people safe. The red boots that will be seen on jobsites in the future promise to keep employees dry, higly-visible and comfortable.
"Wearing the red boots reminds me of walking in a packed bounce house during a child's birthday party," said April Fooligan, safety coordinator. "Just when I think I've gotten my footing, I become airborne."
The thick, puffy boots have aesthetic and safety features and will push CEI's safety program even further. In addition to safety uses, the big red boots can be used to:
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Protect shins from snake bits and small vermin
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Keep drinks inserted into the shaft of the boot cold for up to 12 hours
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Serve as a flotation device in the event of a water landing mid-flight
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Add height to small children who don't meet ride requirements at amusement park
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